Funny Quotes

402. You know what’s funny to me? Attitude.

^{Don Rickles}

403. I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.

^{Karan Patel}

404. Life is funny. If you don’t laugh, you’re in trouble.

^{Taylor Hawkins}

405. One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

^{William Feather}

406. I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it’s funny. And it’s not funny. It’s not. – Funny Quotes

^{Joe Biden}

407. If you’re funny, if there’s something that makes you laugh, then every day’s going to be okay.

^{Tom Hanks}

408. People know me as just this handsome guy – a very handsome guy. But I can also be funny and fun.

^{Choi Si-won}

409. Funny is an attitude.

^{Flip Wilson}

410. Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.

^{Joan Rivers}

411. I’m a funny person, but I take my music seriously.

^{Cardi B}

412. I’m not funny. What I am is brave.

^{Lucille Ball}

413. I’m going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I’m going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.

^{Steve Harvey}

414. I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I’m funny, and I’m a good person. – Funny Quotes

^Pink

415. How could anyone like me for my true self? Being gay, disabled, loud and funny was too much in one 5ft person.

^{Rosie Jones}

416. It’s funny how life works. You end up sometimes back where you started.

^{Karl Iagnemma}

417. Comedy is only funny when there’s real pain.

^{Sebastian Stan}

418. A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.

^{Adlai Stevenson II}

419. My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They’re loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, ‘The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.’ Funny thought.

^{Brendon Urie}

420. I look at old performance videos now, and it’s really funny – I thought I was such a gangster!

^{Becky G}

421. Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

^{Adam Sandler}

422. I love hearing about bad behavior. It’s just so funny to me. Especially, grown ups acting like weird, inconsolable babies over really stupid things, to me, is really funny. – Funny Quotes

^{Adam Scott}

423. It’s so different when you change your hair color, you’re treated so differently. It’s a very funny experience. It’s fun – I love changing up my hair.

^{Kate Bosworth}

424. A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

^{Ernest Hemingway}

425. In my circle of friends, I’ve always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don’t want the spotlight on me.

^{Rosie Perez}

426. A joke is just a paintbrush. It takes someone funny to paint something beautiful.

^{Andrew Schulz}

427. It’s funny how things change slowly, until the day we realize they’ve changed completely.

^{Nancy Gibbs}

428. I love funny Instagram filters. Where your face changes; your eyes become big, your mouth becomes protruded. I love all of that. – Funny Quotes

^{Rohit Saraf}

429. I’ve never met a funny person who wasn’t smart. I’ve met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I’ve never met a funny person who wasn’t smart.

^{Rob Lowe}

430. Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend.

^{Lucy Liu}

431. I was fired from an NBC sitcom called ‘Friends With Benefits.’ I was wrong for the part from the beginning, didn’t even want to audition, and kept thinking, ‘This isn’t funny at all.’

^{Patrick J. Adams}

432. Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.

^{Susan Sontag}

433. The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.

^{Sam Shepard}

434. It’s funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. – Funny Quotes

^{Satchel Paige}

435. Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.

^{Michael Morpurgo}

436. Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I’ve always had a sense of humour.

^{Henry Allingham}

437. Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others’ discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it’s funny.

^{Shah Rukh Khan}

438. If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that’s what I’d be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

^{Marlon Wayans}

439. Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.

^{Stephen Hawking}

440. If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny. – Funny Quotes

^{Larry David}

441. We adore babies because they’re so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.

^{Daniel Dennett}

442. I’m blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I’m sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I’m nice – and I like to eat.

^{Paris Hilton}

443. Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. – Funny Quotes

^{Will Rogers}

444. My parents were very funny – they didn’t know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.

^{Tim Conway}

445. Since childhood, I’ve been a clown. I’ve always liked being very funny or trying to make people laugh. It’s my original self.

^{Bad Bunny}

446. Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself.

^{Christina Grimmie}

447. If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.

^{Nathan Fielder}

448. I had no desire to get up onstage and tell jokes. I prefer to stand next to really funny people.

^{Jon Hamm}

449. As far as I’m concerned, ‘The Caretaker’ is funny up to a point. Beyond that, it ceases to be funny, and it was because of that point that I wrote it. – Funny Quotes

^{Harold Pinter}

450. Comedy is just an unspoken language. Everybody understands it. Funny is funny. When it’s not funny, they’ll let you know.

^{Jo Koy}

^{Guy Pearce}

451. When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it’s absurd. But it’s tragic at the same time.

^{Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu}

452. I’m screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I’m funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that’s appreciated by young people.

^{Kurt Vonnegut}

453. It’s funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. – Funny Quotes

^{Liam Neeson}

454. Children are the most honest critics. They will say ‘You’re funny’, but also ‘You’re pathetic – go away.’

^{Dylan Moran}

455. All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.

^{Joel McHale}

456. It’s funny because I’ve made a living off of words, but words get in the way of what you really want to say.

^{Kanye West}

457. Sometimes I’m really funny, sometimes I’m quiet, sometimes I’m shy, but I’m constantly changing.

^{Elle King}

458. I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it’s just not funny.

^{Issa Rae}

459. I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.

^{Casey Wilson}

460. Honestly, I am a very funny person, and I love making others laugh.

^{Nikki Tamboli}