Funny Quotes

461. To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal. – Funny Quotes

^{Seth Rogen}

462. I’m a funny guy. I want people to laugh. I laugh at myself, I make fun of myself. But at the end of the day everything that I say has a message in it.

^{Lil B}

463. I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.

^{Billy Crystal}

464. When it comes down to it, glam rock was all very amusing. At the time, it was funny, then a few years later it became sort of serious-looking and a bit foreboding.

^{David Bowie}

465. Why do I want to annoy people? Because annoying people is funny.

^Limmy

466. Laughter is involuntary. If it’s funny you laugh.

^{Tom Lehrer}

467. If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.

^{Billy Wilder}

468. I think nudity is funny, especially when it’s inappropriate.

^{Chelsea Handler}

469. It’s funny, we appear as robots from another world, but what we do, what the robots create, is really human after all.

^{Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo}

470. Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things. – Funny Quotes

^{Bernard Sahlins}

471. I became good friends with Jack Whitehall. I think he’s great, such a great dude, and really funny.

^{Bo Burnham}

472. A man who fails is funny… if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion. What’s so corrupting about that?

^{Benny Hill}

473. Funny enough, you know who I used to really like in Lion King? It was Scar.

^{Burna Boy}

474. My girlfriend doesn’t think I’m funny at all.

^{Robbie Amell}

475. I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but for hungry people.

^{Greg Boyle}

476. Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter.

^{Carol Burnett}

477. God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.

^{Garrison Keillor}

478. You can’t be a real spy and have everybody in the world know who you are and what your drink is. That’s just hysterically funny.

^{Roger Moore}

479. I find, when you’re an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. – Funny Quotes

^{Simon Sinek}

480. I like to be funny. I can’t stay all the time focused, disciplined, controlled. Behaviour like that is impossible. If the players are too nervous before a game, I have to relax them, calm them.

^{Carlo Ancelotti}

481. I always thought there were two kinds of males in the world: the ones who look good naked and the ones who look funny naked.

^{David Hewlett}

482. I’m quite sarcastic, and I’m funny, but not kind of funny. It’s a weird funny, and some people don’t get me, and some people do.

^{Millie Bobby Brown}

483. I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn’t that funny? The tables have turned.

^{Kristen Bell}

484. You know how old I am? I’m so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That’s how old I am.

^{Rush Limbaugh}

485. Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you’re the funniest person you’ve ever heard of.

^{Maya Angelou}

486. It’s funny when people say, ‘I don’t think Julia likes me.’ Honey, if I don’t like you, you’re going to know about it. – Funny Quotes

^{Julia Roberts}

487. Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

^{George Bernard Shaw}

488. My chin’s too big. And my nose – my nose is funny.

^{Sheila Hancock}

489. Reality is like a doughnut: Everything that is good and funny and juicy is outside the center, which is just emptiness.

^{Olga Tokarczuk}

490. I think it’s funny when people, they try to imitate the ‘Chandelier’ video. I think it’s hilarious.

^{Maddie Ziegler}

491. Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, ‘What the hell was that?’

^{Jens Voigt}

492. It’s so funny, I’ve done so many projects where I’ve been interrogated. I guest starred on almost every hour drama, and I’m always the guy they think is the bad guy but then they find out is not.

^{Aaron Paul}

493. Novels are not about expressing yourself, they’re about something beautiful, funny, clever and organic. Self-expression? Go and ring a bell in a yard if you want to express yourself.

^{Zadie Smith}

494. You shouldn’t get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

^{Bob Newhart}

495. It’s funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can’t afford the music.

^{Tom Petty}

496. I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn’t pronounce my R’s. I wasn’t a beauty. – Funny Quotes

^{Barbara Walters}

497. Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain’t funny!

^{Mitch Hedberg}

498. It’s funny, when you have a theme so particular to cows – or it could be anything like hair or nails – when you’re rapping about a specific thing, you can have more punchlines about it.

^{Doja Cat}

499. I’ve always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.

^{Molly Ivins}

500. Comedy and tragedy co-exist. You can’t have one without the other. I’m of the school that anything can be funny if seen from a comedic point of view.

^{Harold Ramis}

Funny Quotes 501 – 600

501. I guess what I always found funny was the human condition.

^{John Prine}

502. I used to irritate people. I’d give them a hard time, and when it drove them crazy, that was funny to me.

^{Charlie Murphy}

503. I call myself the Amusement Park. That’s because I’m funny and scary at the same time.

^{Terry Crews}

504. I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.

^{Lena Dunham}

505. I think ‘Saturday Night Live’, starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda ^Radner.

^{Emma Stone}

506. I think there’s something funny about people who laugh in the face of convention or surprise us morally.

^{Phoebe Waller-Bridge}

507. I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

^{Jeff Kinney}

508. A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.

^{Jennifer Lopez}

509. I want someone that’s caring, funny, who’s similar to me – who doesn’t take life too seriously – keeps their private life private and is mature!

^{Maura Higgins}

510. I did get the nickname ‘craptain’ from the Yorkshire dressing room. A bit of banter which I thought was quite funny.

^{Joe Root}

511. That’s why ‘Gangnam Style’ works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it’s just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it’s funny.

^Psy

512. Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

^{Quentin Crisp}

513. I get asked, ‘Who would you really like to work with?’ I’m already working with them. Smart, talented, funny people, good musicians, an extended family, good friends.

^{Christopher Guest}

514. We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… We’ll do whatever it takes.

^{Colin Mochrie}

515. It’s so funny, this thing of ‘overnight success.’ I’ve been doing this for 20 years, but yes, sure, it happened overnight!

^{Brett Goldstein}

516. I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.

^{Britney Spears}

517. I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, ‘I wish I was that good.’ People think I’m funny, and I say, ‘I’m not.’

^{Carrot Top}

518. The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It’s crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs.

^{Adam McKay}