Funny Quotes

519. I’m probably not very funny. The scripts just don’t come in, or the ones that do aren’t that good. I suppose I’m just an old drama queen, really.

^{Ray Winstone}

520. When I was a kid, I used to be like a professional juggler in training. That’s funny, right?

^{A. J. Green}

521. My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me.

^{Jonathan Winters}

522. I’m sure all actors have trouble. The guy who always plays the funny guy, he wants to be taken seriously. And there’s the action guy who wants to do serious stuff. Everyone’s grass is greener.

^{Jason Momoa}

523. Hurried and worried until we’re buried, and there’s no curtain call, Life is a very funny proposition after all.

^{George M. Cohan}

524. It’s funny: people who meet me say, ‘I thought you’d be different.’ But I’m still the same guy.

^{Bill Engvall}

525. I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn’t funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.

^{Gilbert Gottfried}