Pet Quotes

141. We can stop the cycle of animal homelessness and save lives by opening our hearts and homes to a loving cat or dog from an animal shelter instead of buying animals from breeders or pet shops.

^{Amy Jackson}

142. My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It’s in the apartment somewhere.

^{Steven Wright}

143. What happens when you take a lion out of the safari and try to take him to your place of residence and make him a housepet? It ain’t going to happen. That’s the type of person that I am. I’m that lion.

^{Cam Newton}

144. Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

^{Chuck Palahniuk}

145. I think there’s something great and generic about goldfish. They’re everybody’s first pet.

^{Paul Rudd}

146. Having a pet spayed or neutered actually extends its lifespan by a few years and reduces any aggressive traits or tendencies.

^{Suzy Shuster}

147. I noticed that on the Beach Boys’ ‘Pet Sounds’ record they could get away with racy lyrics like that because of how they looked and the melodic way they sang the suggestive stuff. They slid it by the censors.

^{Eric Carmen}

148. My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

^{Billy Connolly}

152. Spoiled is when humans put their pet’s comfort before their own.

^{Beth Ostrosky Stern}

153. Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals ‘love’ them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.

^{Edwin Way Teale}

154. I’m not a big pet fan. I remember the school used to have a hamster, and you used to take it home for a week at a time. I did that. I probably got bored of it within a day.

^{George Ezra}

155. One of my pet peeves about Nashville is that it tends to be copycatted. I don’t want to do that. I’ve got to be different.

^{Blake Shelton}

156. I had a PET scan, and it was cleared. Not one cell of cancer after three rounds of chemo. But I still had seven more just for safety, which was stupid. I should have just worked on therapy.

^{Abby Lee Miller}

157. People buy a cat and think, ‘Oh that’s a beautiful collar. I’ll put that on,’ but that doesn’t make them a responsible pet owner.

^{Celia Hammond}

158. I have a pet goat.

^{Ryan Holiday}

159. On ‘Death In Paradise,’ I had a CGI pet lizard and had to react to nothing, which was hideously embarrassing.

^{Ben Miller}

163. That’s one of my pet peeves, that big guys apparently don’t have an I.Q. above 50 in the eyes of audiences and producers.

^{Ted Cassidy}

164. We need to bring awareness to how great of a pet cats are.

^{Beth Ostrosky Stern}

166. When I was 16… I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because… they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.

^{Steven Wright}

168. Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.

^{Joel Hodgson}

170. I grew up with a pet iguana named Willy. We had a very contentious relationship. It turns out that iguanas are not meant to live in suburban homes.

^{Kate McKinnon}

171. I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.

^{Chris Pratt}

172. Owners need to know, you can’t play ball in this heat with your pet.

^{Beth Ostrosky Stern}

175. Having a pet only brings more love into a home and it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever experienced.

^{Beth Ostrosky Stern}

176. I thought that I was a crazy pet owner, but now I realize I’m not so bad.

^{Beth Ostrosky Stern}

177. When a guy tells me I’m cute, it’s not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.

^{Natalie Portman}

178. Disrespect is my biggest pet peeve.

^{Bill Goldberg}

179. I really want a pet, and I really love animals.

^Aurora

181. I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I’d still have my right hand to paint with.

^{Juan Gris}

182. Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine.

^{Tabatha Coffey}

183. I hate when people don’t keep their word or they are late. Tardiness is a big pet peeve of mine.

^{Tim Hudson}

184. I liked animals better than people. That’s one of the reasons I wanted to be a vet – then I found out that every pet had a person that owned ’em.

^{Ted Yoho}

185. Packing is my pet hate.

^Seal

186. If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn’t be in politics. You should go work at a pet store.

^{Michael Nutter}

187. It’s true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

^{Alexander Theroux}

188. I started keeping track of my pet peeves and so far have counted over 160… but to pick one: muffins. They’re imposters. They think they’re breakfast food, but really, they are just terrible cupcakes.

^{Aubrey Peeples}

189. One of my big pet peeves is single-use plastic bags. I think it’s one of the stupidest ideas in the world.

^{Philippe Cousteau, Jr.}

190. My first pet at home in Edinburgh was a dog my dad had called Glen. He was a small sheepdog and went with my dad every day to work as manager of a cooking centre, which made the children’s lunches for schools.

^{Ronnie Corbett}

191. Whales are killed today to supply the limited demand for whale meat or to be used in pet foods or as fodder for fur-bearing animals used in the fur trade.

^{Paul Watson}

192. I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.

^{Katie Holmes}

193. My pet peeve and my goal in life is to somehow get an adjective for ‘integrity’ in the dictionary. ‘Truthful’ doesn’t really cover it, or ‘genuine.’ It should be like ‘integritus.’

^{Rashida Jones}

194. Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

^{Brian P. Cleary}

195. I fed my yak on my spare Cadbury chocolate 21,0000ft up Everest. It was a blonde, very sweet female yak. I made it my pet after that.

^{Brian Blessed}

196. One of my pet peeves, one of my obsessions, is litter.

^{Amy Wax}

197. I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now, throwing information at you, making everything available to you, and yet I feel it’s leaving us more and more isolated.

^{Mike Rutherford}

198. I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.

^{Kirsty Gallacher}

199. One of my biggest pet peeves is well-dressed designers. If you spend that much time thinking about your own clothes, you’re not spending enough time thinking about what you’re designing.

^{Joseph Altuzarra}

200. I’m not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I’m not insane.

^{Kristin Davis}

Pet Quotes 201 – 300

201. Pet me, touch me, love me, that’s what I get when I perform. That’s when I’m really getting what I want.

^{Connie Stevens}

202. It doesn’t work if the bad guys kill his mother’s uncle’s friend’s neighbor’s pet dog. You’ve got to make the stakes high.

^{Steven Seagal}

203. I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.

^{Beverley Mitchell}

204. Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don’t go buy one. Please. That’s a sin. Let’s get these puppy mills out of business.

^{Shelley Morrison}

205. I have a Lab, it’s fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it’s fun.

^{George Eads}