Pet Quotes

83. I’ve always been mad about cats.

^{Vivien Leigh}

84. Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

^{Max Eastma}

86. As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

^{Cleveland Amory}

87. Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

^{W. L. George}

89. There’s kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don’t pet her for 10 minutes she’ll bother you for six hours.

^{Scott Adams}

90. Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.

^{Thornton Wilder}

91. There’s just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

^{Mike Ditka}

92. I can’t imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven.

^{Rick Warren}

93. Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

^{Oliver Herford}

94. Many cats are the death of the mouse.

^{Kaspar Hauser}

95. It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

^{Mickey Rivers}

96. Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.

^{H. G. Bissinger}

97. Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.

^{Mason Cooley}

98. I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

^{Rodney Dangerfield}

99. Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.

^{William S. Burroughs}

100. I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.

^{James Herriot}

Pet Quotes 101 – 200

101. Cats don’t like change without their consent.

^{Roger Caras}

102. We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canineattachment.

^{George Eliot}

103. A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

^{Agnes Repplier}

104. We have three cats. It’s like having children, but there is no tuition involved.

^{Ron Reagan}

105. A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

^{Mason Cooley}

106. I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

^{Rodney Dangerfield}

107. I love cats.

^{Dick Van Patten}

108. Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

^{Robert Benchley}

109. I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us, helpless, like children, a trust that is put upon us.

^{James Herriot}

110. Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

^{Pam Brown}

111. It’s difficult to understand why people don’t realize that pets are gifts to mankind.

^{Linda Blair}

112. Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

^{Joseph Wood Krutch}

113. Kittens can happen to anyone.

^{Paul Gallico}

114. Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people.

^{Andre Norton}

115. No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

^{Kin Hubbard}

116. Owners lavish love on their pets, which is why so many go from non-aggressive pups to being out of control when they’re older. People just don’t realise their dog must respect them as leader of the pack.

^{Cesar Millan}

117. I’ve got a new invention. It’s a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

^{Lefty Gomez}

118. A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

^Moliere

119. I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.

^{Jeanette Winterson}

120. I really love animals. My cat is my little soul mate. He’s not just a cat, he’s my friend.

^{Tracey Emin}

121. We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet.

^{Rita Rudner}

122. Dogs really are perfect soldiers. They are brave and smart; they can smell through walls, see in the dark, and eat Army rations without complaint.

^{Susan Orlean}

123. The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.

^{Nicholas Kristof}

124. I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

^{Juliette Lewis}

125. If cats were double the size they are now, they’d probably be illegal.

^{Douglas Coupland}

126. My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

^{Anna Held}

127. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

^{George Carlin}

128. I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

^{Jimi Hendrix}

129. It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.

^{Konrad Lorenz}

130. I’m scared to death of being poor. It’s like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It’s my pet paranoia.

^Cher

131. For many people who are so lost in their minds, so much involved in their thought processes, the only moments they have when they are not trapped in that is when they are relating to their animal, their pet.

^{Eckhart Tolle}

132. Humor and laughter – not necessarily derogatory derision – are my pet tools. This may come from my general philosophy of never taking the world too seriously – for fear of dying of boredom.

^{Marcel Duchamp}

133. Laziness in my biggest pet peeve of all time. Get up, make a plan, do the work, and love yourself, people!

^{Dove Cameron}

134. My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

^{Ron White}

135. Apart from ‘VIP’ being a blockbuster movie, the various characters such as mine, the Luna bike I use in the movie, the lovable amma and appa, a pet dog named Harry Potter, the innocent brother, etc., had a huge reach among the audiences.

^Dhanush

136. I love pigs. I think they’re very cute. I really want a pet pig, but those micro pigs, they don’t stay micro.

^{Nicole Byer}

137. I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.

^{John Bacon}

138. A lizard is a perfect pet for a model. They only need feeding once a fortnight. And I’m always travelling, so it’s perfect. If I had a dog, it would drop dead of starvation.

^{Abbey Lee Kershaw}

139. I had a brief stint as ‘People’s Journalist’ for the West Sussex Gazette; I’d do golden-wedding anniversaries and pet deaths. I was always looking for an angle; it wasn’t great.

^{Alex Horne}

140. Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?

^{Alyssa Milano}