Marriage Quotes

Best Marriage Quotes of All Time

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Marriage Quotes 001 – 100

1. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

^Socrates

2. It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

^{Friedrich Nietzsche}

3. The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.

^{Jackie Kennedy}

4. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

^{Mignon McLaughlin}

5. Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

^{Franz Schubert}

6. To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.

^{Ogden Nash}

7. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

^{Groucho Marx}

8. My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

^{Winston Churchill}

9. Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

^{Abraham Lincoln}

10. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

^{Benjamin Franklin}

11. Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without.

^{James Dobson}

12. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

^{Henny Youngman}

13. Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

^{Martin Luther}

14. When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

^{Prince Philip}

15. Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

^{John Lyly}

16. A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.

^{Andre Maurois}

17. An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

^{Booth Tarkington}

18. One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

^{Oscar Wilde}

19. When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you’re sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.

^{Joseph Campbell}

20. Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.

^{St. Jerome}

21. A good husband makes a good wife.

^{John Florio}

22. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

^{Rita Rudner}

23. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.

^{H. L. Mencken}

24. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

^{Sacha Guitry}

25. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

^{Zsa Zsa Gabor}

26. Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.

^{Michel de Montaigne}

27. Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

^{Billy Connolly}

28. It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.

^{Rodney Dangerfield}

29. Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

^{Ambrose Bierce}

30. Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.

^{Sydney Smith}

31. A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

^{Joey Adams}

32. Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

^{Gilbert K. Chesterton}

33. If I get married, I want to be very married.

^{Audrey Hepburn}

34. I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.

^{Lyndon B. Johnson}

35. Marriage is not about age; it’s about finding the right person.

^{Sophia Bush}

36. Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.

^{Mae West}

37. Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.

^{Ann Landers}

38. A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

^{John Steinbeck}

39. Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

^{Lewis Grizzard}

40. Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

^{Joyce Brothers}

41. There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

^{Princess Diana}

42. Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended.

^Cher

43. I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

^{Barbara Bush}

44. I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year.

^{Bette Davis}

45. Marriage should be a duet – when one sings, the other claps.

^{Joe Murray}

46. All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

^{Red Skelton}

47. I married beneath me, all women do.

^{Nancy Astor}

48. When I get married, it’ll be no secret.

^{Elvis Presley}

49. There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.

^{Clint Eastwood}