- I love the comic opportunities that come up in the context of a father-son relationship.
Harrison Ford
- I just wish I could understand my father. – Dad Quotes
Michael Jackson
- When a father, absent during the day, returns home at six, his children receive only his temperament, not his teaching.
Robert Bly
- As Daddy said, life is 95 percent anticipation. – Dad Quotes
Gloria Swanson
- My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
Victor Borge
- The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.
E. B. White
- A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
Enid Bagnold
- If my father had hugged me even once, I’d be an accountant right now.
Ray Romano
- My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
Amy Sedaris
- Dad was the only adult male I ever trusted. – Dad Quotes
Michael Reagan

Dad was the only adult male I ever trusted.
Michael Reagan
- My father… had sharper eyes than the rest of our people.
Chief Joseph
- There is too much fathering going on just now and there is no doubt about it fathers are depressing.
Gertrude Stein
- My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do this. – Dad Quotes
Jeff Foxworthy
- I never had a speech from my father ‘this is what you must do or shouldn’t do’ but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn’t perfect.
Adam Sandler
- Love and fear. Everything the father of a family says must inspire one or the other. – Dad Quotes
Joseph Joubert
- My father taught me how to substitute realities.
Mira Sorvino
- I made a decision when my father passed away that I was going to be who God made me to be and not try to preach like my father.
Joel Osteen
- Fathers in today’s modern families can be so many things. – Dad Quotes
Oliver Hudson
- There’s sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be anything like him.
Dean Koontz
- Being a father, being a friend, those are the things that make me feel successful.
William Hurt
- My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. – Dad Quotes
Anthony Hopkins
- My father was the most rational and the most dispassionate of men.
Simon Newcomb
- Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to do but keep his house open to hope.
John Ciardi
- All the learnin’ my father paid for was a bit o’ birch at one end and an alphabet at the other.
George Eliot
- Child-rearing is my main interest now. I’m a hands-on father. – Dad Quotes
Sean Penn
- I grew up not liking my father very much. I never saw him cry. But he must have. Everybody cries.
Charley Pride
- No, I never thought about my father’s money as my money. – Dad Quotes
Christie Hefner

No, I never thought about my father’s money as my money.
Christie Hefner
- The most important influence in my childhood was my father.
DeForest Kelley
- My grandfather, along with Carnegie, was a pioneer in philanthropy, which my father then practiced on a very large scale.
David Rockefeller
- When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed. – Dad Quotes
Lou Brock
- Whoever does not have a good father should procure one.
Friedrich Nietzsche
- Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes.
Prince Charles
- A father’s disappointment can be a very powerful tool. – Dad Quotes
Michael Bergin
- The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand Russell
- My father was the guy on the block who said hi to everyone. – Dad Quotes
Damon Wayans
- Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
Sam Ewing
- Thirteen, 13 children, and I love – I love them all. And I think I’ve been a good father to all of them.
Anthony Quinn
- I wanted to be a forest ranger or a coal man. At a very early age, I knew I didn’t want to do what my dad did, which was work in an office.
Harrison Ford
- A dramatic thing, the first time you stand up to your dad. – Best Dad Quotes
Lenny Kravitz
- My father wants me to be like my brother, but I can’t be.
Robert Mapplethorpe
- My father wouldn’t get us a TV, he wouldn’t allow a TV in the house.
Janis Joplin
- I have always thought of Walt Disney as my second father. – Best Dad Quotes
Annette Funicello
- I’m a fun father, but not a good father. The hard decisions always went to my wife.
John Lithgow
- I pressed my father’s hand and told him I would protect his grave with my life. My father smiled and passed away to the spirit land. – Best Dad Quotes
Chief Joseph
- One of my earliest memories is of my father carrying me in one arm with a picket sign in the other.
Camryn Manheim
- I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn’t. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You’re looking at a real daddy.
Barry White
- It is impossible to please all the world and one’s father. – Best Dad Quotes
Jean de La Fontaine
- Rich men’s sons are seldom rich men’s fathers. – Best Dad Quotes
Herbert Kaufman

Rich men’s sons are seldom rich men’s fathers.
Herbert Kaufman
- Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
Adam Sandler
- My dad always said, ‘Don’t worry what people think, because you can’t change it.’ – Best Dad Quotes
Daisy Donovan
- My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother. – Best Dad Quotes
Broderick Crawford
- The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share it with the world.
Christopher Meloni
- I hope I am remembered by my children as a good father.
Orson Scott Card