Dad Quotes

253. I was born with a shotgun in my hand, chasing pheasant through the cornfields. My dad probably started taking me out when I was 4, 5 or 6 years old.

^{Adam Vinatieri}

254. My dad gave me my first bike at 16. I soon fell off and was in a wheelchair for weeks. I haven’t fallen since.

^{Hugh Laurie}

255. I have six brothers and sisters. My mother has six kids from two different marriages. And we would just sit around making fun of each other’s dad, and all our dads had real problems.

^{Michael Che}

256. I love my daddy. My daddy’s everything. I hope I can find a man that will treat me as good as my dad.

^{Lady Gaga}

257. My dad farmed, my granddad was a farmer. I wanted to be a farmer. – Funny Dad Quotes

^{Sam Brownback}

258. I love all my fam. I have quite possibly the best dad, mom, and sister in the world.

^{Ryan Eggold}

259. I finally got the dad I always wanted and then he left. At 18, 19 years old, I was really upset and had to work through that.

^{Bart Millard}

260. My dad had me in Taekwondo when I was a kid, but I didn’t retain much of that.

^{Lucas Till}

261. My mom listened to a lot of house music. My dad listened to a lot of roots and dub. I’ve got a lot of bass. It’s been in my whole life. – Funny Dad Quotes

^{Jacob Anderson}

262. My dad didn’t believe that I was going to make it through school, and that was the only thing I was determined to do, because he said that I wasn’t going to do it.

^{Al Green}

263. My dad always believed in me. He was always kind of, ‘All right, buddy, if that’s what you want to do…’ My mom was always more of a realist.

^{Cole Swindell}

264. Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you’re crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad without a mustache. – Funny Dad Quotes

^{Kevin Connolly}

265. Dad was very into electronics, robotics and computers, so I was interested in what he was doing.

^{Rhianna Pratchett}

266. My mom and dad always taught acting, so instead of getting me babysitters, they would just bring me to class.

^{Blake Lively}

267. Neither my mom nor my dad ever bought me any comic books. Certainly not for Christmas. I suspect that doing so would have violated the Parents’ Code.

^{Michael Dirda}

268. My kids gotta understand: they gotta make a sacrifice, having a superstar dad. – Funny Dad Quotes

^Future

269. The biggest lesson I learned from my dad is to support children even if they’re doing something that is unorthodox.

^{Tony Hawk}

270. I think my dad is the only Arabic descendent who is an unsuccessful businessman.

^Shakira

271. My dad is a singer. He used to sing in nightclubs, or pizza joints.

^{Amy Adams}

272. The best thing about being a dad? Well, I think it’s just the thing that every man wants – to have a son and heir.

^{George Best}

273. When I was fifteen years old, my dad won a video camera in a corporate golf tournament. I snatched it from his closet and began filming skateboard videos with my friends.

^Steve-O

274. I’ve told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn’t kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are. – Funny Dad Quotes

^{Angelina Jolie}

275. Prostate cancer has taken a lot from me. First it took my grandfather and then my dad.

^{Ben Miller}

276. My dad doesn’t get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn’t understand them. He’s just laughing because people around him are laughing.

^{Zach Galifianakis}

277. Looking back, I think I was always musical. My dad was very musical, and I think my mom was musical.

^{Paul McCartney}

278. A lot of my success, and a lot of who I am now, is because of my dad, and the way he raised me and taught me how to have a work ethic.

^{Aaron Donald}

279. I want to be a young dad. By 25 or 26 I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family.

^{Justin Bieber}

280. A fatherless boy raised in Jim Crow Texas, my dad was a tenacious autodidact, the first in his family to get a college degree. – Funny Dad Quotes

^{Thomas Chatterton Williams}

281. My dad was a produce man. He worked in grocery stores for 35 years. My mom just babysat kids and raised us. I have four sisters and one brother. I’m the baby.

^{Brandon Flowers}

282. The love for fitness is something I picked up from my dad, and I make it a point not to miss working out.

^{Naga Chaitanya}

283. My relationship with my dad will always be strained, but that just goes to show, I guess, that I’m doin’ a pretty good job of bein’ myself, and bein’ a rebel.

^{Hank Williams III}

284. I think it was like, ‘I don’t look like you, Mom. I don’t look like you, Dad. Like, what’s going on here?’ They just kind of told me I was adopted. I was like, ‘OK, that’s fine with me.’ – Funny Dad Quotes

^{Aaron Judge}

285. Seeing my dad crying is the worst.

^{A. J. Pritchard}

286. I didn’t grow up wealthy. We couldn’t even afford spaghetti sauce when I was first born, but my mom and dad worked really hard and came from the bottom up.

^{Charlie Puth}

287. I think my favorite movie I watched with my dad would be ‘A Knight’s Tale’ with Heath Ledger.

^{Charles Melton}

288. I think the best of us comes when we are working together collectively. And it doesn’t mean that we can’t disagree. We’ve got to learn, as Dad taught us, to disagree without being disagreeable.

^{Martin Luther King III}

289. My dad is a very hardworking man. – Funny Dad Quotes

^{Jubin Nautiyal}

290. I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, ‘Bring back the spikes, Dad.’

^{Eric Bana}

291. Early in my career, I got roles that demanded that I be fit to carry off the angry young man look. Of course, I’m a fitness freak, and that’s something I picked up from my dad.

^{Akkineni Nagarjuna}

292. I lost contact with my father for many years because of apartheid. For, like, six years, I didn’t see my dad. And, now, this was the six years of being a teenager. – Funny Dad Quotes

^{Trevor Noah}

293. My dad never told me that when he was serving in World War II he had gotten married at a young age.

^{Bruce Buffer}

294. My mom was a pilot, and my dad wrestled polar bears.

^{Riff Raff}

295. I always thought I would die of cancer because my mom and my dad both died of cancer. My dad died of osteocancer, and my mom died of colon cancer.

^{Abby Lee Miller}

296. My dad? He worked at a steel plant over in Charleston. Night shift. Nine at night to nine in the morning, no joke.

^{A. J. Green}

297. I’ve always been into music. My mom and dad used to always play music in the house. – Funny Dad Quotes

^{Jade Bird}

298. Listening to my dad playing guitar along to ‘Sleepwalk’ by the Shadows was probably the first time I discovered emotion in music.

^{Kevin Parker}

299. That’s what Tupac and I got from my dad – the rebellion and the need to fight back and be recognized for being different.

^{Afeni Shakur}

300. My mom worked for Apple, and my dad owned his own business.

^{Travis Scott}

Dad Quotes 301 – 347+

301. I lost my brother in a car wreck when I was 14 years old. When I decided I wanted to be a country singer, my dad always told me, ‘Son, you should write a song aboutyour brother.’

^{Blake Shelton}

302. When it comes to guys, my dad is the measure of the perfect man. And that’s a pretty tough standard to match up to.

^{Anushka Shetty}

303. You can put my dad in any situation and he’s going to figure it out. He’s going to figure the people out and how to get along, how to make everyone comfortable.

^{Maverick Carter}

304. Humans have voids, and you need things to fill voids… I didn’t have a dad to fill that male model void, so when I heard Eminem or freaking seen Dave Chapelle, that’s what I gravitated to.

^{Tyler, The Creator}

305. My stepdad I always used to think was my real dad and even to this day I still do. He’s been unbelievable, I love him like a real dad.

^{Aaron Mooy}

306. It was my dad who encouraged me to come into films.

^Govinda

307. President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen.

^{Chris Rock}

308. When my first semester grades came out, my mom and dad told me I wouldn’t be playing football.

^{Joe Biden}

309. My mom was Sicilian, my dad was Sicilian. Mom was a great cook, but all the women were.

^{Chazz Palminteri}