Birthday Quotes

71. I binge when I’m happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I’m at a birthday party.

^{Kirstie Alley}

72. To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn’t wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.

^{Lionel Blue}

73. This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn’t let me – Homeland Security.

^{Art Buchwald}

74. I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.

^{Stephen Hopkins}

75. I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion – just when we’re in a bookstore together. I like to receive reference books on my birthday.

^{Daniel Handler}

77. My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him. – Best Birthday Quotes & funny birthday quotes

^{Loretta Lynn}

78. John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I’m on borrowed time.

^{Maureen O’Hara}

79. I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

^{Johnny Vegas}

80. A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

^{Erma Bombeck}

81. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

^{Steven Wright}

82. I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with things, but you’re old enough, too.

^{Liv Tyler}

83. If every year is a marble, how many marbles do you have left? How many sunrises, how many opportunities to rise to the full stature of your being?

^{Joy Page}

84. In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame.

^{Annette Funicello}

85. We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

^{Navjot Singh Sidhu}

86. Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.

^{Satchel Paige}

87. I’m amazed. When I was 40, I thought I’d never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.

^{Gloria Stuart}

88. Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

^{Mary Schmich}

89. I jumped out of an airplane on my 34th birthday because I promised myself I would. I have an interest in confronting my fears.

^{Michael Trucco}

90. As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday.

^{Ashley Jensen}

91. When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. I’d write letters and go ‘Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope you’re doing something.’

^{Kristin Kreuk}

97. With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.

^{Rodney Dangerfield}

98. Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you’re exactly the same.

^{Audrey Hepburn}

99. When you wake up every day, it’s like a new birthday: it’s a new chance to be great again and make great decisions.

^{Poo Bear}

103. Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, ‘Let’s make a wish on a star,’ there’s one thing I wish for: wisdom.

^{Rene Russo}

Birthday Quotes/Birthday Wishes 101 – 200

104. If I could be doing anything, I’d be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.

^{Anita Baker}

105. On every birthday, I ask my wife, ‘What would you like this year?’ and her instant reply is, ‘Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!’ I’m always living in hope that one day she’ll say she just wants me!

^{Akshay Kumar}

106. My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.

^{Guy Johnson}

107. I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’

^{Steven Wright}

108. My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday.

^{David Ulevitch}

109. Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl.

^{Chris Hardwick}

115. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

^{Robert Frost}

116. Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom’s homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past.

^{Homaro Cantu}

117. Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift.

^{Aretha Franklin}

119. About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

^{Kurt Vonnegut}

121. One of the shocks of a 50th birthday is realizing the fundamental fact that your youth is irrevocably over.

^{Marianne Williamson}

122. You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you’re a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.

^{Joe DiMaggio}

125. I saw Richard Linklater’s film ‘Slacker’ for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope.

^{Kevin Smith}

126. For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes.

^{Chris Evans}

127. I have given myself a Tesla for my 60th birthday. – Best birthday and fu

^{Stanley Druckenmiller}

128. There are two kinds of people in crisis situations – those who fight and those who freeze. I’m a freezer, and that’s just going by the couple of surprise birthday parties I’ve had thrown for me.

^{Cobie Smulders}

129. Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.

^{John Lydon}

131. More and more, there are things in my life that I find hard to say. Like, ‘David Bowie and Lorde were at my birthday party.’ She’s a phenomenal spirit.

^{Tilda Swinton}

132. My first recognition of age setting in was exactly on my 36th birthday. I have no idea why, on this day of all days, I looked in the mirror and realized my face no longer looked young.

^{Paulina Porizkova}

134. I like spending time with my family and friends on my birthday.

^Prabhas

135. There is one person who sends me three cards every year. One on New Year’s, one for my birthday and the third that marks the anniversary of my flight into space.

^{Rakesh Sharma}

136. On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That’s what I needed.

^{Kay Lenz}

139. My first paying job might have been doing a play, actually. My mom paid me to dress up as a flounder at my sister’s ‘Little Mermaid’ – themed birthday party when I was little.

^{Paul Dano}

140. As far as those kinds of things, I also played at the concert to call for the release of Nelson Mandela when he was a political prisoner in South Africa. We were celebrating his 70th birthday and calling for his release.

^{Jackson Browne}

141. Every year, I think you earn the right to eat cake on your birthday.

^{Bret Hart}

143. I grew up on Section 8 housing, food stamps, welfare, and dealing with social services. I never had a Christmas. I never had a birthday.

^Logic

144. I am 23, the year of the iron birthday, the gate of darkness. I am ill.

^{Allen Ginsberg}

146. I’m good in summer. My birthday is in summer. I don’t like it when it’s too hot, but, you know, blue skies, I think people genuinely loosen up a bit, and it’s nicer.

^{George Ezra}

149. If I have one wish for my birthday, it is that 35 is the end of desperation and the beginning of acceptance. Part of that is believing that if I’m meant to give birth, I will.

^{Jessi Klein}

150. My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 – or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish.

^{Harold Pinter}

151. New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.

^{Charles Lamb}

153. I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’

^{Larry David}