Birthday Quotes

12. A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

^{Lucius Annaeus Seneca}

13. The only thing better than singing is more singing.

^{Ella Fitzgerald}

14. People give one another things that can’t be gift wrapped.

^{Nadine Gordimer}

15. A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.

^{Thomas Fuller}

16. The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

^{E. Joseph Cossman}

17. The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.- Best birthday quotes & funny birthday quotes

^{Samuel Johnson}

18. It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.’

^{Sam Levenson}

19. When I was little I thought, isn’t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th.

^{Gloria Stuart}

20. Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

^{Dr. Seuss}

21. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

^{Satchel Paige}

22. The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.

^{Denis Waitley}

23. You don’t get older, you get better.

^{Shirley Bassey}

24. Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.

^{Booth Tarkington}

25. A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.

^{Abhishek Bachchan}

26. I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

^{Eleanor Roosevelt}

27. All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.- Best birthday quotes & funny birthday quotes

^{George Harrison}

28. Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

^{Sammy Hagar}

29. We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.

^{Lauren Hutton}

30. To me – old age is always ten years older than I am.

^{Bernard Baruch}

31. There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. – Best Birthday Quotes & funny birthday quotes

^{Lewis Carroll}

32. To give somebody your time is the biggest gift you can give.

^{Franka Potente}

33. I love a card. You know, cards? At birthdays? I collect them.

^Adele

34. There is still no cure for the common birthday.

^{John Glenn}

36. Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life’s work.

^{Karl Jaspers}

37. God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

^Voltaire

38. It takes a long time to become young. – Best Birthday Quotes & funny birthday quotes

^{Pablo Picasso}

39. My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

^{Boris Johnson}

40. Don’t just count your years, make your years count.

^{George Meredith}

41. The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

^{Brian Tracy}

42. Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

^Plautus

43. You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

^{Bob Hope}

44. Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.- Best birthday quotes & funny birthday quotes

^{Jean Paul}

45. You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.

^{Brad Garrett}

46. My life is better with every year of living it. – Best Birthday Quotes & funny birthday quotes

^{Rachel Maddow}

47. Your children need your presence more than your presents.

^{Jesse Jackson}

48. I’m a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.

^{Sloane Crosley}

49. It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

^{Ellen Glasgow}

50. I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely.

^{Mary Pickford}

51. Most of us can remember a time when a birthday – especially if it was one’s own – brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.

^{Robert Staughton Lynd}

52. If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. – Best Birthday Quotes & funny birthday quotes

^{Bruce Barton}

53. The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you’re only as well as you are.

^{Anne Lamott}

54. I’m not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

^{Victoria Beckham}

55. At my age flowers scare me.- Best birthday quotes & funny birthday quotes

^{George Burns}

56. Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

^{Douglas Coupland}

57. I like birthday cake. It’s so symbolic. It’s a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just ‘Happy birthday!’ because it’s this emblem of childhood and a happy day.

^{Aimee Bender}

58. I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn’t see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.

^{Barry White}

59. I’m not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays!

^{Norman Rockwell}

62. When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? – Best Birthday Quotes & funny birthday quotes

^{Lisa Loeb}

63. I love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthdays and new years, but I also really like the idea that we can get up every morning and start over.

^{Kristin Armstrong}

64. My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.- Best birthday quotes & funny birthday quotes

^{Molly Sims}

65. I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters.

^{Debbie Macomber}

66. The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend’s birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people’s birthdays.

^{Julianna Margulies}

67. Youth has no age.

^{Pablo Picasso}

69. For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

^{Steven Wright}