- Wit – the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
Ambrose Bierce
- A joke’s a very serious thing.
Charles Churchill
- Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
- This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought.
Lin Yutang
- Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit.
Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
- A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way.
Allen Klein
- Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
Robert Frost
- Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.
Jimmy Buffett
- Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
Leo Rosten
- Humor is everywhere in that there’s irony in just about anything a human does.
Bill Nye
- We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.
Bil Keane
- Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.
Mary Kay Blakely
- Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain
- Gags die, humor doesn’t.
Jack Benny
- Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.
John Kenneth Galbraith
- I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.
Rainn Wilson
- Laughter is involuntary. If it’s funny you laugh.
Tom Lehrer
- What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
Bernard Williams
- I don’t think it’s possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.
Christopher Hitchens
- A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke – and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Fadiman
- The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
Oliver Goldsmith
- If it gets laughs, it’s funny.
Rachel Dratch
- One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Larry Gelbart
- Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
James Thurber
- A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West
- You can’t be funny if you don’t have good material.
Matt LeBlanc
- Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Agnes Repplier
- There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Robert Benchley
- I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
W. Somerset Maugham
- Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.
Allen Klein
- Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
George Jean Nathan
- Puns are a form of humor with words.
Guillermo Cabrera Infante
- Humor comes from self-confidence.
Rita Mae Brown
- The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
Mark Twain
- Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Alexander Pope
- Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
- Humor is laughing at what you haven’t got when you ought to have it.
Langston Hughes
- If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you’ve created a special little thing, and that’s what I’m looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.
Paul Simon
- A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Don Herold
- In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.
George Herbert
- When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Erma Bombeck
- A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Bob Hope
- Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
Max Eastman
- A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
Chevy Chase
- Impropriety is the soul of wit.
W. Somerset Maugham
- I’ve learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does!
Debbie Gibson
- Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Agnes Repplier
- All I know about humor is that I don’t know anything about it.
Fred Allen
- One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter.
Francoise Sagan
- Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Irvin S. Cobb
- The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Jacob Riis
- Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges.
Thomas Wentworth Higginson